THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO CUMSHOT

Or, How I Got Into Princeton by Staying a Pimp. No other teen flick on the eighties devilishly skewers the yuppie consumerism and vainglorious travel with the era when also basking in it. Joel (Cruise) does arm curls and stresses about small business college. He bangs a hooker having a heart of gold (De Mornay), which ends up in the theft of his mo